Alberto Gonzalez: FTP

(if you don't know what FTP is means, watch this George Lopez video)

QUE TE VAYA BIEN

QUE TE MACHUCE UN TREN

Y QUE TE REMUELA BIEN

Just look at him staring lovingly at Bush!!! --------------------->>>>

If this picture doesn't define coconut, then I don't know what does.

So on August 27, Alberto Gonzalez FINALLY announced that he will be resigning as U.S. attorney general on Sept 17, 2007.

Break out the glasses and the tequila bottle!

I just realized that he is exiting the day after Mexican Independence Day. I'm sure that wasn't on purpose, yet on the day of celebration, please join me in celebrating our independence from this idiot who unfortunately is of Mexican descent (or as Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez would call him a "Texican").

Let's all spill a little tequila on the ground for this fallen homie.

But even within my happiness at this turn of events, I must still express my disappointment. Ground-breaking and essential Latino civil rights organizations like League of United Latin American Citizens (LULAC) and the National Council of La Raza (NCLR) did NOT come out and publicly and officially condemn him, even after he made it clear that he has no respect for human rights and upholds torture as a legitimate tactic in this phony and deadly war against the world. We Latinos that struggle for human rights cannot let our movement devolve into one of tokenism, where we get behind anyone with brown skin or a Spanish last name. Capitalists, dictators, and oppressors come in all colors and speak all languages.

So what will Senor Gonzalez be doing now that he's out of a job?
One suggestion I've heard is that he use his extra time to actually read the U.S. Constitution which would be a great idea, although a little on the late side, don't you think?

I'm also thinking he should hook up with another bush-loving, self-hater like Linda Chavez or Rosana Pulido and have little coconut babies and live in coconut heaven (and far far away from me).



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